diabetic disaster

1. A huge honkin piece of food that is probably about 80% sugar and about 80% likely to kill a diabetic.

See: Chocolate Suicide

2. A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.

See: Fatty fatty boombalatty

1) "You're going to eat that diabetic disaster?" "Yes"
2) "Man, that kid over there is just one big walking diabetic disaster"

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Diabetic High

When type 1 and 2 diabetics have a blood sugar level that is above the respected 120 mark.

Also, can be a state of being in which some type 1 diabetics experience when a crazy high bloodsugar level is contradicted with a large dose of sweet insulin. The celestial hormone thus opens the path for excessive amounts of built-up sugar in the bloodstream to bodily cells, kind of like a large dam exploding in a granduer fashion. The pent up sugar then proceeds unto releasing one metric shit ton of energy to the afflicted person. This natural hightened mental/physical state is when a diabetic's best works are done and most memorable memories are made.

Dude1: Has (insert diabetic's name here) been drinking or sometning? He's sofa king crazy right now!
Dude2: I think so, I saw him shooting up with something before...
Dude1: Oh, so he must have a diabetic high right now.
Dude2: Sweet, let's find him some more carbohydrates.

Diabetes The Clown

The original mascot for McDonalds.

Guy 1: Where's Ronald McDonald?
Guy 2: He backed out, so we hired Diabetes The Clown.

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diabetic rage

When somebody tells a diabetic that they can't eat a three musketeers bar becuase theyre diabetic, resulting in diabetic rage. Also when they tell the diabetic that they received diabetes from being a) fat or b) that they will kill the diabetic by stuffing sugar down theyre throat.

Jimmy just stabbed him with a syringe in an act of diabetic rage!

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Diabetes Card

A "Diabetes Card" is the title given to an excuse in which someone cites diabetes as the reason.

Diabetes Card #1

Teacher: Why havn't you done your homework?
Child: Aw sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay

#2

Teacher: Okay you failed your NAB for the 3rd time...
Child: Sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay, i'll get you a re-re-re-resit

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Diabetically Delicious

Over-consumption of sugar(carbs) in a short time frame as to trigger the sudden onset of Diabetes.

Man, I banged on some peanut butter ice cream with crumbled Reese's, Reese's pieces, and chunks of peanut butter cookie. That ish was diabetically delicious.

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Diabetic Popsicle

A man's gentle area ,penis ,cock

Wow you must have a small diabetic popsicle