Dude she laughed my dick out

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.

"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.

Get my dick out your mouth!!

Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.

John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.

George: Get my dick out your mouth!!

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dick fell out

1) one's dick falls out of the fly in one's boxers
2) to make a stupid mistake
3) an excuse

Wow Jimmy, you really missed that shot bad. -Sorry guys, my dick fell out on that one.

Shit! I added instead of subtracted. My dick fell out on that problem.

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Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.

Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.

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Dick dish out

A boy/man that likes to hit and quit to any girl who asks

Shaniqua:omdss elle tony is so fit. But he’s a dick dish out
Elle:yeah word you’ll probably ask him for it next
Shaniqua:yeah can’t lie

That's it... the dick's comin out.

The ultimate form of revenge that a hammered dude can pull on his friends. All that needs to be done is saying, "That's it (pause) the dick's comin out." followed by the pulling out of his penis. A last resort type of revenge that cannot be topped, at least in the mind of the influenced.

(friend who has johns keys) Hey john did you lose your keys?
(John) ...don't you f**k with me. That's it... the dick's comin out.(pulls out penis)

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dicked me out

Some chick named Missy, you call her Millie who left you hanging multiple times

Yooo that bitch millie dicked me out today 😒😆