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Dillon

A specific type of towel, used in predominantly Polish neighborhoods.

"I don't understand. I was told there would be a dillon here for me to wipe my face with, but instead, there is not a dillon. By dillon I mean towel."

by Carson Roblerts April 22, 2009

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Dilloned

the act of throwing a newborn puppy into a microwave, then laughing while it explodes

guy 1: dude i dilloned my puppies last night
guy 2: awesome dude, lets kill ourselves

by mr. bojangles dick April 27, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dillon

(adj)
A word used to describe some one who is self-centered, anal-retentive, and thinks they know everything. This person would usualy be nice to someone one second, then turn around and talk shit behind your back. They may also choose to treat you like shit in front of other people to get self recognition. They take pride in lyng and deceiving and will never accompish anything in life.

"What a fuckin Dillon!"

by anonymous420334 October 5, 2008

70๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dillon

A really weird and overall just an annoying person. He is the type of person to back out of important events cause hes too scared of Knowledge, Strength and integrity of situations and can't live up to what he said he would do. He causes many L's to take place in many days of his life, almost every day, a new L pops up for this man. He was little to no friends, and when women are around him they get turned off faster than people watching a BJ scene on the hub.

"Look, over there, it's Dillon. I bet he's taken a big L today."

by Meowdude January 6, 2023

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Dillon

A Gay bitch

You your dillon

by Im not tfur December 19, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dillon

He is one of the most amazing guys you could ever have. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in the world when you are with him. You'll want to spend the rest of your life with him because you feel so much love for him. :)

My boyfriend is such a Dillon and I love him so much!!

by rolltidebubbayeet March 25, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dillon

Literally the most retarded person you will ever meet. He doesn't have the capability of making friends. People laugh at him not with him. He's also very uneducated, so much so that he can't even spell "Dylan" correctly. Synonym: Headass

Dude, stop being a Dillon, you're making an ass of yourself.

by RndmGuyYaDntKnw August 27, 2015

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