A character in a webcomic called "Homestuck". An awesome dude who likes ill beats, smuppets and his pointy anime shades.
Roxy: omg Jak *Jake u totsally sond *sound liek Dirk Strider rigt now.
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The Best White Basketball Player Of The New Millenium
Dirk Nowitzki Is The New Larry Bird
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the littlest fucking dick you'll ever see in you're life
"damn i heard from johny's girlfriend that he has a dirk dingler"
dirk digglers reference the fictional porn star in P.T. Anderson's movie, Boogie Nights, and are the male equivalent of "daisy dukes." dirk digglers are minuscule (in length), tight, crotch bulging shorts. and as with "daisy dukes," they are best represented in the form of cut-off jeans. however, there are many fine representations in polyester as well. coincidentally, a high percentage of men found in dirk digglers sport a profound mustache.
dude, did you see the "dirk digglers" on that guy? i think his helmets peaking out!
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NBA player that just took his talents to South Beach and um, beat the Miami Heat.
Dirk Nowitzki showed up to the Finals while LeBron did not
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T bagging a clown while getting fucked in the ass on a tractor
Man, last night was crazy, I was so wasted, me Chad, and Ken did a dirty dirk.
the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play
Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.