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Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.
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Girl: *tells a joke*
Boy: Damn, you’re a funny dishwasher
When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray
I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.
A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet
Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"
Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"
Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"
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Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)
Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate
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When your female companion cums, you take a sponge and suck it up. You then shove the sponge into your female companion's face.
I gave that bitch an arabian dishwasher last night.
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A woman.
or
More specifically a good well kept woman.
Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...
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