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The greatest band in the world. Full stop. The kind of band you would happily give your new puppy away for to a butcher just so that you could listen to them once.
Tom cruise- Some one fucking film me... i'm not getting any attention
Producer- Make A Distraction
Tom Cruise- ah makes sense now
When your having sex with a woman from behind and her ass pimples cause you to go limp!
She was hot, but the pimple distraction looked like puss filled ass craters and killed my boner.
When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.
When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.
When a female/ male uses their attraction factor to an advantage to get something from you.
Ethan "Bro she is definitely pulling some sort of attraction distraction on you!"
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."
a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.
some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!
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a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.
After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.
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Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!
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