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do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?
"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"
"oh"
Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.
Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.
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When a female wants to let you know that she knows that you like her and she wants to let you know you’re in the friendzone.
Sorry about that Captain.
Guy> Hey (Girl’s name).
Girl> Hey (Friendzoned guys name), Do you want me to walk you back?
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when there's one slice of pizza left and you say "do u still want the pizza" which means: u better say no you dumb fuck or i will strangle you to death using the pizza.
Guy 1: do u still want the pizza?
Guy 2: *runs away* NOOOOOOOOOO
when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth
why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass
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Generally, used as a rhetorical question in colloquial parlance. However, some philosophers have argued that because one can never be certain of what our parents want, the question becomes unanswerable. In this sense, the expression is often considered a paradox since, as some philosophers claim, all questions have at least one answer.
1: a rhetorical question used to convey puzzlement or confusion.
2: a rhetorical question used to express one's belief that the question being asked or the subject matter being contemplated is hopelessly unanswerable.
3: ("Randian" usage) a rhetorical question - used similarly to the query "Who is John Galt?" found throughout "Atlas Shrugged" - meant to be interpreted as meaning: why ask questions that have no answers or where the answers are not readily obtainable?
1: Engineer 1: "Why won't the doohicky fit into the whatchamacallit?" Engineer 2: "What do our parents want?"
2: Poli-Sci Major: "Why did we invade Iraq anyway?" Hippie Roommate: "What do our parents want?"
3: "What do our parents want?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply, without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still - as if the question had been addressed to the causeless uneasiness within him. -- Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
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Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.
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