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A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.
"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."
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Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises
My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass
Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping
Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete
Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.
Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?
Dude: I’ll... pass.
on, fantastically on, the opposite of off, bringing it, go time, It's so seriously on...as in if you google "on", donkey kong would pop up...or if you google fought donkey kong and off...donkey kong, by a land freaking slide.
Example 1:
Someone challenging your epicness:
Let's play.
You:
What? Let's play? It's on like Donkey Kong.
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When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.
Dude, when Katie and I were fuckin, she blindsided me with the Donkey Kong! I nearly tapped out.
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The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.
I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.
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