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masturbate; pleasure oneself.
Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?
Girl: No, why would I...
Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.
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This is a meme created by the Chills narrator from Top15s in 2019, sequel to burger king foot lettuce.
This one is going to make you want to wash your hands, and, perhaps... buy a new doorbell. A 33-year-old man in California was caught on a camera licking a doorbell over and over again around 5 in the morning. The homeowners of the doorbell in question were not home at the time, though their children were. Their surveillance system alerted them to movement near their front door and, when they checked the video, this is what they found. Although this footage is only a minute long, this disgustingly creepy behavior reportedly went on for three hours. The man was also filmed approaching the neighbor's yard, although it isn't clear if he did anything there. The homeowner, Sylvia Dungan, told KION: "You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn't do anything. Nothing but be the creepiest and lick a doorbell for, let me repeat, THREE HOURS. But Dungan was right. In fact, the suspect may have only faced two misdemeanors for his actions. But I would hope, after such a strange and disturbing episode, this guy got help.
- dude you know Number 10: The Doorbell Licker???
- that guy in Chills' video? gross.
When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.
I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.
A euphemism/slang for female masturbation. Specifically, stimulating the clitoris with a vibrator
Connie was feeling aroused, so she grabbed her vibrator, flopped onto the bed, and started buzzing the doorbell.
Noun: A device typically made from a bowling ball and chain to break into peoples houses.
I couldn't kick the door in so I used my Detroit Doorbell to get in.
When an oppressed population, particularly those who live under the threat of secret police ringing their doorbell in the middle of the night, lose their sense of self-preservation and attack the government.
Iranian women are having a bad case of doorbell fever, causing in uprising in October 2022.