Doots

A small portion of fecal matter shaped into a small sphere about the size of a pebble. Usually produced by Rabits, or rodents of equal size and/or animals with the capability of producing such an object.

Damn Jim, your rabbit's cage is filled to the bring with doots, you should clean it.

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doot

A walk with no real aim or direction

Hey, we're headed for a doot about town, fancy coming?

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Dooting

Crude term meaning 'penetration of her vagina or anal penetration'

Are we dooting soon?

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doot

sometimes used in northern ireland to mean ATM/Cash Machine

He's going to get some money from the 'doot doot' (in reference to the noise the keypads make when entering the PIN)

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doot

I first heard the word doot on the comedy show, Drawn Together. It's a very crude way of saying a piece of solid excretion..or a turd.

"Now who's gonna open the door while I doot on the pizza? Huh?"
- Pig

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doot

A redneck's little, usually smelly penis.

Redneck: "What're ya doin' bitch!? Get over here and suck my doot!!"

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•-• doot

The name of the emoticon •-• that uses the bulletin dots outside of a dash. Used to show an awkward silence or blank stare.

Bob: I want to kill myself
Billy: •-• doot

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