DOOT

I've always known the word 'doot' to mean the television remote, but it seems it means shit.

Hey Jenny pass the doot!

or as it seems to be now...

Hey Jenny pass the shit!

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Doots

A small portion of fecal matter shaped into a small sphere about the size of a pebble. Usually produced by Rabits, or rodents of equal size and/or animals with the capability of producing such an object.

Damn Jim, your rabbit's cage is filled to the bring with doots, you should clean it.

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doot

A walk with no real aim or direction

Hey, we're headed for a doot about town, fancy coming?

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doot

sometimes used in northern ireland to mean ATM/Cash Machine

He's going to get some money from the 'doot doot' (in reference to the noise the keypads make when entering the PIN)

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doot

I first heard the word doot on the comedy show, Drawn Together. It's a very crude way of saying a piece of solid excretion..or a turd.

"Now who's gonna open the door while I doot on the pizza? Huh?"
- Pig

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doot

A redneck's little, usually smelly penis.

Redneck: "What're ya doin' bitch!? Get over here and suck my doot!!"

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•-• doot

The name of the emoticon •-• that uses the bulletin dots outside of a dash. Used to show an awkward silence or blank stare.

Bob: I want to kill myself
Billy: •-• doot

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