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A dorito that goes to dorito judo training and wind. Only happens once every 10 years.
Oh my god... Hes one good dorito.
Sighed dorito master
Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.
"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."
Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."
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The act of placing nuggets of one's fecal matter in a bag of Dorito crumbs and shaking the bag like shake and bake. Next one must spill the contents (crumbs and now coated nuggets) upon media of one's choosing.
Example 1
Chris- "Dude we totally Dorito Bombed that asshole's doorstep last night!"
Example 2
Jill- "Lucas said that he had a surprise for me last night when we were getting into it. He ran out of the room and when he came back he Dorito Bombed my bare chest!"
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To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.
"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."
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The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos
I was so hungry and broke so i subsituted a meal for a bag of purple doritos!
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Having broad shoulders and a small waist.
Chris Evans has the perfect dorito body.
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