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douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 15, 2003

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douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

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Douche Bag

Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.

Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag

by JaYmIsOn February 14, 2006

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douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. Jason Mraz

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.

by janet99 February 9, 2009

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Douche Bag

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010

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douche bag

a member of the MTV show: jersey shore

any number of douche bags might be found on the MTV website under jersey shore

by hate douches February 18, 2010

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douche bags

An Item that a woman uses to clean out her vaginia

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

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