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Douchebag

Someone who is rude and selfish.

John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.

by Oeedy December 21, 2017


Douchebag

~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag

by Just.Another.Nothing October 8, 2014


Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.

My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"

Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!

by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017


Douchebag

Colson Baker, MGK, Machine Gun Kelly the rapper

Bro, pink hair, talking with your eyebrows, comedy sketches in your tighy whiteys, wearing pink and doing emo rap with complete confidence, thats so douchebag...

by ARP 123 March 19, 2022


Douchebag

An individual with no true inner substance who uses their undeserved advantages in life to feed there desperate need for validation by focusing on the undeserved weakness pain and deficiencies of others who were born at a disadvantage . Generally terrified of direct confrontation. Travels in groups. Puffing themselves up through sick and twisted forms of ego gratification. Usually projecting a weak incomplete and egocentric paradigm upon others in a closed loop of corrupt and worthless logic always resulting in a net negative outcome which they refuse to recognize. Parasitic in nature and in need of correction.

Leave me alone you fucking douchebag.

by Jose Incognito August 20, 2022


Douchebag

Douchebag may refer to:
A device used to administer a douche
A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person
Most cost accountants

That pocket protector makes you look like a douchebag

by clint342 December 25, 2014


Douchebag

Just another bag of meat who doesn't care about people.

Douchebags are a beauty product, they make things that don't seem right, sound better.

by MineOwedWu's March 18, 2021