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noun: someone who acts like they are the shit, and/or have practiced douche bag qualities on other people. Most likely a frat boy.
"Did you hear that doucher ask me out?"
Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche-Bag. May or may not also be an asshole, prick, or dick.
Jeez Roger, you're like the biggest Doucher I know.
Douchers are your basic, everyday douchebags. Self-unaware and socially inept, Douchers are overly materialistic to compensate for what they lack in character. Everything they own is excessively large and/or loud (eg., Hummers, Powerboats, Trucks and Jeeps with excessively large wheels and lift-kits, etc.)
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
Oh, you like NFL and ass-grabbing your bros? You must be a doucher; go wash your hands.
A person who is guilty of committing douchebaggery.
A person who is acting like a pussy/asshole/jerk.
That doucher in the red car just cut me off!!
Look at that doucher over there, with the fake bake tan and lip gloss.
Stop being such a doucher and come out with us tonight!
a guy who is a major douche bag!!!
guy: you see that dude over there? he cheated on his girfriend.
girl: yeah he is a doucher
When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.
Chad is doucher than a body wash.