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a self centered jerk, A guy that thinks hes better then everyone else, a guy that cheats, a man whore, A guy with a small dick that acts like its big! ,A dumb guy that smokes and drinks ALOT, A guy that lies about everything and can't be trusted.
He cheated on you! Why did you go out with him? He's such a doucher!
An individual who isnt even worth the effort to call a douche bag. Completely oblivious to the fact that everyone around him/her hates them and talks crap about them all the time, Pretty much a sorry individual.
Basically a slut, a douche & an all around rude person that everyone ( including myself ) love. We just can't help but love him. WHICH MAKES US HATE HIM. But we still love him. He's such a doucher.
Look at Jason Dean Richards hitting on Destiny after sleeping with someone else. God why isn't he flirting with me too?! He is such a doucher.
noun: someone who acts like they are the shit, and/or have practiced douche bag qualities on other people. Most likely a frat boy.
"Did you hear that doucher ask me out?"
Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche-Bag. May or may not also be an asshole, prick, or dick.
Jeez Roger, you're like the biggest Doucher I know.
Douchers are your basic, everyday douchebags. Self-unaware and socially inept, Douchers are overly materialistic to compensate for what they lack in character. Everything they own is excessively large and/or loud (eg., Hummers, Powerboats, Trucks and Jeeps with excessively large wheels and lift-kits, etc.)
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
Oh, you like NFL and ass-grabbing your bros? You must be a doucher; go wash your hands.