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The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart
Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"
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After a man takes a shit then leaves a long terd out in the sun to dry and harden. He then wraps it in a condom and fucks a girl with it.
One day after taking a massive shit, Derek Sheldon began to feel horny. He then made a sun dried cherry popper and later did his girl with it.
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An idiom, describing something will happen in a VERY long time, often an activity that one is not inclined to take part of.
"Are you ever gonna try indoor skydiving?"
"When the ocean dries up, man!"
never; an extremely long time.
"Dude, shut up. I'm trying to listen to my music."
"I'll stop talking when the ocean dries up!"
anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life
ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!
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It means:
I will see you after the flood waters recede and "the mud dries" so you can drive on the dirt roads again.
What you say to someone when you know they are going to be cut off from dirt roads due to flooding before the big wet or annual monsoon across northern Australia during summer
Northern Australian slang. Effects people from northern WA NT and FNQ (Far North Queensland)
All right mate, got enough beer, smokes and tucker to get you thru?
YEP.
OK. see you when the mud dries!
somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary
chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick
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