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a helpful device to use when attempting murder and/or kidnapping.
"get the duct tape!"
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Also known as Duck Tape:
Believe it or not, there is a Duck Tape capital of the world. It's in a suburb of Cleveland called Avon. There's a 3-day festival in June celebrating Duct tape, and people do some amazing things with it.
Guy #1: Dude, just went to the Duct Tape capital of the world. Little town called Avon.
(Slightly misleading. Although Avon isn't very big, it does have 20,000 people, 10,000 of them came within the last ten years, so anyone who's heard of Avon outside of it still considers it a "small town")
Guy #2: Cool. Never heard of it.
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The shit that pours out of a broads pussy after your done fucking her. A mixture of her pussy juice and your cum
Man, after I finshed fucking this bitch she left Duct Butter all over my back seat.
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being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.
Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool
J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.
several minutes later...
wack boy : what!! oh no
anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
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Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?
b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"
c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
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Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.
You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.
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Duct Tape turns 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mmm'
After Jason duct taped his girlfriend Allie's mouth; her protest at him duct taping her to the bed were turned into moans of agreement.
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