With all due respect

The only time you would use this little phrase is when you are going to insult someone to the point of pissing them off. Just because you say it doesn't mean you can say whatever you wish afterwards, and if someone has a comeback to your insult you can't throw it in their face that you said, "With all due respect." You should use this phrase wisely, you might piss your girlfriend off with it! :-)

Anthony-"With all due respect, you three look gay..."

Kylie-"Don't even get us started on you!"

Anthony-"I SAID WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, that means i can say what ever i want and you can't get mad or offended. you 3 look like tools!"

Kylie- "And just because you said, "with all due respect" it doesn't mean you can say whatever you want it simply means, CAUTION I'M GOING TO BE AN ASS WITH THIS COMMENT AND I WILL REGRET IT LATER!!"

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With All Due Respect

A phrase that allows the user to be a complete dick without being entirely rude.

Boss: Ted, I'm Going to have to fire you. Your output has-

Ted: With all due respect sir... Suck my TESTICLES

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with all due respect

The phrase is a projection, an analysis, if you will of mental attributes or deficiencies.

Mr. Carpenter, with all due respect, when one uses the phrase "with all due respect", it actually means you consider the person you're talking-to is a moron. With all due respect.

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bid you a due

A salutation at the end of an e-mail that indicates the sender has knowledge that the recipient will need something from them in the future. "I bid..." as in placing belief, a sure bet; "you a due" as in something is to be paid to you. Such as a time for a task to be completed or further information on when a fucking Log Book will be returned so that I may do my part of the job in getting this $$$!

Thank you for your timely response, I bid you a due.

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With all due respect

A term used by many people all over the world, to make the next few words coming out of their mouth, sound less offensive.

Chad: With all due respect Tom, your mom looks like a permanently aroused gorilla.

Tom: Dude! saying "With all due respect" doesn't mean you can say that!

Chad: I'm sorry man but like, With all due respect, i wouldn't be surprised if she goes to the barber, just to get her Muff trimmed!

Tom: ... :o... how did you know?

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pay your dues

Practice your art with experience's (performance's) to become a more knowledgeable performance artist. Study, memorizing and performing dramatic, musical, stand up act's.

You got to (pay your dues) if you want to sing the blues and you know it don't come easy.

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When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.