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Blowing snot (mucus) out of one nostril while closing the other with your hand/fingers. Instead of snorting or blowing your nose in a tissue.
Wayne Rooney did a dutchman's blow during yesterday's football match while in close-up.
When you attempt to give a Dutch Oven to your significant other, but instead of farting you accidentally shit yourself.
I tried to Dutch Oven my girlfriend last night, but it ended up being a Juicy Dutchman.
When out of toilet roll and having to go on all fours round the house looking for something.g to wipe.
I ran out ov toilet roll last week a was doin the flying dutchman all round the house looking for a pair of socks
This is a close relative to "The Dutch Oven". It is a vile sex act in which a girl (or a guy depending on your sex or sexual orientation) swallows a fart while giving you a rim-job.
Hey, do you remember that girl I picked up at the bar last night? Well, she was rimming me and I gave her The Musky Dutchman and she held it like a bong hit!
1. Pay the price, whatever is being asked, you can't do anything about it.
2. A bit of graft, something on the side or under the counter, if not outright extortion or protection money.
Not the same as baksheesh.
Probably related to 'gelt'.
You've got to pay the Dutchman.
The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea
Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left
A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.
that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!