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Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.
I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.
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the most bushiest man the world has ever known. able to rape anything with his possessed one nut. even dinosaurs. he could literally reach back in time and rape anything. his hands were the size of a tv screen and gave him untold abilities to give others "the holy". one time he raped everyone that was Chinese because it was the only way. destroyer of pumpkin festivals, master of the bush, hang time champion for a compact car, and ultimate praise machine. his death was mourned by many but had he lived the world as we know it would have been destroyed. will return in the 2nd resurrection. also known as the man in the sunfire.
eye witness1: my first encounter with el cyber is a day i will never forget. he rode through my town in a sunfire, and i thought he was a normal man but i was wrong. and i knew i was wrong when everyone started screaming in pain and pleasure. and i realized they were all being raped by one man. and he was the man in the sunfire.
eye witness2 : i knew el cyber since i was young. his possessed one nut is just so...(long pause)...UNTANGABLE! you cannot control it...
A brawl stars character who jumps into enemy base with 10 gems, thinking he can survive.
Person A: El Primo has 10 gems, let’s hope he survives
El Primo: Eellll Primooooooo!
Person B: WTF El Primo! You are a dumbass
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A white boy Afro hairstyle. The combination of ELO and 'fro (EL-Fro) is a tribute to Jeff Lynne, who arguably holds the title of Best White Boy 'Fro of All Time.
Did you see that picture of Phil Spector? Murderer or not, he's got an amazing EL-Fro!
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A mythical creature thought to be dwelling in the depth of the basement of Chance "Soda poppin" Morris. The creature is depicted as a being with a humanoid structure walking on all fours with an arched back. He will always attack from behind when you least expect it.
Oh. My. God. What. Is. That. Behind. you. ITS EL GOBLINO EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! 7777777777777777777777777777777777 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 2_?
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A cigar that has been inserted into a woman's vagina before being smoked.
Dude, you still smokin' them El Clintonos?
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A beautiful phrase sung by the vocal line in BTS in their new song Airplane Part 2. The song which comeback video wrecks us all very much. El Mariachi.
Snap me fans - alexandra_1708.
Jungkook “El Mariachi”
Jimin “El Mariachi”
V “El Mariachi”
Jin “El Mariachi”
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