EARGASM

That wonderful feeling you get when digging around in a really itchy ear with a Q-Tip.

"Yea I know I'm kicking my leg like a dog and moaning.. but I was having an eargasm with this Q-tip.. sorry.."

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eargasm

The ecstatic sensation one experiences while cleaning one's ears deeply with a Q-tip.

A: "You really seem to enjoy cleaning your ears."

B: "Shhhh! I'm having an eargasm."

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eargasm

When your ear itches deep down inside, and the only way to make it stop is to plunge your finger into it and make a rattling motion, as if trying to scratch the itch. Upon doing this, the relief one feels is so intense and pleasurable, it can easily be compared to an orgasm, and some may even say it is difficult to stop digging at the itch once you start, so you are left fingering your ear like an idiot with your eyes rolling back in your head as if you are actually having an orgasm. Thus the term, Eargasm.

John found it hard to resist when his ear suddenly started itching in the doctor's office, and he soon found himself having an eargasm in front of the entire waiting room.

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eargasm

The sensation one gets when listening to great music that moves or inspires causing goose pimples or chill bumps to form on top of ones skin. Some eargasms are so powerful that they may cause goose pimples to form on the top of the scalp; can cause chills; cold sweats; and even make one cry.

"Drip drip drop there goes an 'eargasm'"... - From the song, "I Love The Way You Move" by Outkast

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eargasm

As the name suggests, an orgasm for your ears. Commonly occurs when highly awesome music is played through highly awesome headphones or speakers.

Dude, I totally had an eargasm when I was listening to Pink Floyd through my new Skullcandies!

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eargasm

The great feeling that you experience when you scratch inside your ear with a q-tip or a car key.

Oh boy! I've got a lump of wax in my ear. EARGASM!!!

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eargasm

1. The intense pleasure derived from picking/scratching at the itchy inside of one's ear. The itch is usually caused by allergies.
2. a) The intense pleasure derived from hearing a musical piece or part of a musical piece, often the chorus of a popular song.

b) The musical piece or part of a musical piece that causes an eargasm.

1. I had a 5-minute eargasm scratching my ear canal with a mechanical pencil.
2. The chorus of many a Beatles' song is full of eargasms.

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