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When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”
Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”
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The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.
Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you
Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking
A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.
However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"
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You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.
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Forest Hills Eastern is a high school in Ada, Mi. Forest Hills Eastern is one of the three high schools in the Forest Hills Public School system. Forest Hills Eastern is also referred to as one of the three G's, the gated, the gifted, and the ghetto. Eastern is the gated school, meaning most of the students live in rich, private communities with gates guarding the entrance. Many students (although not all) who attend Eastern have never worked for anything in their lives. Their rich parents buy them new cars and pay for their gas to drive to school everyday. Eastern has many stuck-up cliques, such as cliques created by students who have their parents buy them new cars.
"hey, what school are you from?"
"Forest Hills Eastern..."
"Oh, I see...hey, let's see your new car!"
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Eastern High School is literally a prison, but it’s better than most of the surrounding school districts (still not good). Every person their is either a hoe, parasite, piece of crust, snob, juul addict, or jock who could care less ab anyone other than their selves. If you don’t go to the basketball games or can’t rip a fatty ghost you can forget ab popularity. when you walk down the hallways you may pass out by how long you have to hold your nose to get past the crusty kids. The schools main concern is your cell phone so now you have to put it in a caddy at the beginning of each class. Oh yeah don’t forget the group of freshman girls who literally can’t keep their legs closed and the senior boys who can’t keep it in their pants. Good luck if you go to Eastern High school🤷 ♀️
“you go to Eastern High school?”
“yeah, ik it’s full of cheaters, snakes, nicotine addicts, and annoying people”
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unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.
Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?
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