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A name referring to the busiest dude on the planet or the act of getting busy.
"Wow! Did you see that guy? What an Eddie!"
"Last night was crazy! We totally pulled an Eddie"
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an irrelevant species that cannot seem to get any attention, so tries to stir things and lie about other people’s situations. when there’s a big reaction, he pretends this reflects his popularity and how much people like him. but usually he just gets bullied due to the fact he broke the law by shagging an underage girl, trying to conceal this from everyone for over a year but failing, as he cannot seem to do anything right. i’d avoid this particular species as there is a risk of catching aids, chlamydia and other undesirable diseases. he fits the stereotype of a ginger perfectly, if not exceeds it. he just manages to keep his friends (even though they too don’t like him “i’m really starting to dislike eddie”- Zeph Rubins) by inviting them round to his house and bribing them with alcohol. he is often located spying on children in mcdonald’s so beware. hide your underaged wife, and please, for gords sake, hide your kids.
Example 1
laura: *walks in on a 17 year old having sex with a 15 year old* oh my God it’s an eddie
Example 2
ruth: i went maccies yesterday and i’m worried i’ve got chlamydia
laura: if you steered clear of eddie you should be fine
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Eddie is the most fun person to hang around. She is the most sweetest girl around that everyone wants to be friends with. Eddie tries her hardest when she is determined and loves to succeed at her goals. Basically, everyone loves Eddie.
"Holy shit, You are so funny Eddie!"
"Thanks Eddie for making my mood 100 times better."
"Ugh, Eddie you need to stop working!"
"Eddie is sooooo nice."
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Eddie is such an amazing guy in general. Outside and inside, he makes you fall in love with him so quickly and easily. For starters he’ll say that he’s all about you when he really truly isn’t and that’s what hurts the most. he starts to mean everything, the whole world, to you. he breaks your heart very badly and you just miss him like crazy. Eddie is such a charming guy and he is very funny but watch out . Fall in love with him and you’re screwed because you’ll just keep falling in love with him more and more everyday even though it hurts so much. Trust me he’s worth the time but in a way you just need to get over him and be happy.
Person: Man hes so dreamy but he broke my heart
You: wait, who ?
Person: Eddie :(
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a fucking short ass beaner that sucks dick especially mine mmmmhhhhhhhh yeh that feels good keep going oh yeh eddy woahhhhhhh thats gay
hi eddy
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Sexc boy yes very seggsy mm gr sexii boy.
Girl 1: omg eddie sexy yes
Girl 2: yes yes seggc boy mm
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