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boys named eduardo always have a big cock ultimate rizz and will always treat a lady right especially short girls named dulce who are in 7th grade
damn i want to fuck eduardo and my names dulce
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who the fuck names their kid eduardo that sucks if it’s your name
person one: “hey look it’s eduardo”
person two: “who the fuck looks at a kid and goes ‘yup it’s an eduardo’”
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Take advantage of; Rape.
"Yo bro, she was so drunk last night, I totally eduardoed her."
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A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.
Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!
Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.
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Eduardo Majin, the CEO of AIOPM
Henry: Whats up Eduardo Majin
Eduardo: AIOPM
Eduardo Rodriguez is a genuine person. An amicable, comical, and sharp-witted human being that continuously reflects upon himself and those around to find areas of improvement. Given his imperfections, as bad as they may be, he will always find ways to ameliorate any situation. Due to these minior imperfections, he is reserved and quite around different people to not offend anyone. His clothing manner and haircuts are always on point. Eduardo is aficionado when it comes to music, and enjoys late night listening to lofi-beats.
Literally anyone: "What your name?"
Eduardo Rodriguez: "My name is Eduardo Rodriguez, pleasure to meet you."
Their response: "Eduardo Rodriguez... what an amazing guy."