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Living on De' Nile. Living in a state of denial about some major crisis or problem in the persons life.
John: Bob's got a real drinking problem, have you talked to him?
Julie: Yes but he's doing the Egyptian Thing and won't talk to me.
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1.The coolest sort of magic there is.
2.The coolest person on halo x box live there is who sounds like hes 20 or older but only 13 and 14 in may 2008.
1.Yo dawg did you see egyptian magic jsut rape those noobs!? yeah dawg hes my homie we rape noobs all the time and fuck fat chicks.
2.He rape sauces those nub sauces to the extreme man! rape sauce nub sauce in my rape sauce nub sauce.
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When a female places her pussy lips on the bridge of your nose.
Went to the titty bar last night got a couple egyptian teabags.
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When your ISP (Internet Service Provider) is down or your modem drops out and you are left with no internet.
My internet is down, I am about to GO EGYPTIAN on Time Warner!
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When 10 large Egyptian men form a circle jerk around a woman in a sphinx costume, and one by one they nut in her eyes, ear canals, and nostrils. Shortly after, the men take the woman to the top of one of their pyramids and sacrifice her toes to the Egyptian semen god by cutting them off and each eating one of the toes. Once the toes have been severed, the two eldest men get to eat the big toes to prevent any arguments among them of who will get the honor of eating the big toes. After this, they perform the ceremony where they turn a young boy into a man. They get the boy from the village who most recently reached the age of twelve to ride on the woman's back all the way down the pyramid. If the boy doesn't fall off while riding down the pyramid, he is transformed into a man. Although if the boy falls off at any point of the ride, he is fed to the camels. At this point, the woman is dead. They harvest her kidney to sell on the black market if it is not too damaged. Then they cook the woman to make stew for the village. This process is repeated weekly to feed the hungry villagers
"It's about that time again for the next Egyptian garvey." "Yeah, I heard Ma'nakhtuf gets the chance to become a man. He's growing up so fast, but we shall soon see if he is a true man like his father Rehu-erdjersenb."
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When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce
The egyptian waterfall is a sex act/prank/home defense system where a man ejaculates down a flight of stairs. This causes the semen to slowly cascade down the steps like it were a waterfall.
Tom: Hey some guy pulled an egyptian waterfall at the frat house last night. It made the stairs all slippery!