Billie Eilish is the sexiest human being alive and has made 60% of the female population gay. She has some fucking amazing vocals and her tiddies are made of steel (DONT TOUCH HER BOOBS IN MEET AND GREETS). She enjoys bReAkiNg her fucking ankles in her spare time and also sits there and fucking iNhALeS takis but is still a skinny legend. Billie is the QUEEN of fashion and if you disagree with any of this, choke on my dick and die bitch.
Some random ass hoe:
Who’s your daddy
Me:
Billie Eilish FUCK YEAH
36👍 48👎
Billie fucking Eilish bro. Why the fuck you searching her up? How tf you don’t know her?! She makes cool indie music. Saddie but a baddie hehe swagggg
Idk a type of hoe i think: hey check out this-
another whore: billie eilish music?
the hoe: ayee you got it right my sista hehe swaggg dopeee
10👍 10👎
A queen that is beautiful makes great music like bad guy wish you where gay and more
Dude Billie Eilish 🤤🤤
15👍 19👎
she makes songs for girls who think they're psychopaths and capable of murder when in reality they're too scared to ask for more
ketchup packets.
mia mc’emo: can you ask for more ketchup packets,
her boyfriend: i bet you listen to billie eilish
A white fine female who turns straight girls gay
*Straight girls seeing Billie*
"OmG, bIlLiE mAkEs Me So GaY"
*Billie eilish*
"That's my job"
littlebqdybigheqrt is married to billie eilish
someone: littlebqdybigheqrt are u married ?
littlebqdybigheqrt: oh yes
someone: to who?
littlebqdybigheqrt: billie eilish
An original young woman who is either loved or hated for expressing herself and her struggles with her mental health within herself and her relationships. Her best songs aren’t popular and people who don’t understand her think she’s fake and trying to hard. In reality she just doesn’t care what you think.
“Have you heard Xanny by Billie Eilish?”
“No but I’m so sick of hearing that song, Bad guy”
9👍 10👎