One who is addicted to online sites such as myspace. They also never go out and refer to themselfs as shadows in the day.
Dude wanna see a movie tonight?
Naw man I'm being an emi today.
How's it being an emi.
Like shadows in the day.
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Nasty bitch who does a bunch of coke. Is nasty skinny from so many drugs. Such a cum sucking gutter slut. Home wrecking bitch who has no respect.
Emie is such a cum sucking gutter slut
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a really mean sibling that only takes on the phone with one person
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When you get confused to the max.
I forgot something obvious and my friend was like, "You're pulling an emi."
When you break it off and run away with someone else, get 100x kinkier, and only hit up your ex when you need something.
My ex pulled a dirty emi on me, and as much as I hate it I still answer their texts.
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A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.
That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.
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The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear
Matt: Daym who is that
Bryan: Oh thats my Emi Bear
Matt: i pooped
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