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A complete and utter Schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!!
Woman: I slept with 15 guys this weekend
Friend: Oh my god you EMMI!!!!
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emmy (em-me)n./v.: 1. blasphemous slimy creature that slithers where there are lemons present; sometimes referred to as 'oh sh!t here it comes'.
2. the act of doing 'innapropriate and objectionable actions' on a church altar.
1. (noun): I ran for my life screaming as the emmy scuttled towards me.
2. (verb) To the extreme shock and terror of the church congregation, the nun and the priest started to emmy to the left of the collection plate.
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“Yo dude did you hear about the new girl Emmy?”
“Yeah bro I heard she’s packing heat!”
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Skilled at the art of taking many large penis at once, to enjoy rimming dirty poop holes
wow, did you see the way that chick pulled an emmy, so many penis and dirty poop holes at onces
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emmie is a bitch. She is selfish and does whatever she wants. Don't be fooled if she is nice to you at first, she will turn her back on you. She is a drama queen and if you think she's your friend she's not. She talks shit about you behind your back. She always wants to be the center of attention, she will do crazy things to be the spotlight. She only goes for looks and is a hoe. If you date her she will cheat on you. She will probably hurt you, she starts fist fights a lot and acts tough when in reality she is pretty weak. She brags and flexes on things she doesn't have. She acts cool and claims to do drugs when she probably never have. She is a manipulator and a liar. Never trust an emmie.
you see emmie over there? yea shes a hoe
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A girl who thinks she's beautiful but really looks like a toe
John: did you see Emmy yesterday
Frank: yeah, she looked nasty
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