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The place you go to do an exam
Are you allowed bags in the exam venue?
The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.
Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.
I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
When you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. With nothing to pass the time, your mind wanders to porn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarrassing erection.
Guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
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1. The culmination of 4 years of self induced blood, sweat, and tears experienced by kids who thought they were smart until they joined IB.
2. Stress in its purest form.
Nick- Why are you pulling your eyelashes out with a clothespin?
Lukas- IB exams start tomorrow.
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An abnormality in behavior that a person shows while studying for the exams, which makes him deviate from the immediate goal of studying for the next subject to something completely useless and total crap.
In some rare cases, the affected person also starts thinking about his future, still ignoring the fact that studying is a little step in building it.
Also, sometimes, some affected individuals like to stare at the wall or just sleep.
Guy 1: "Hey! I wrote the definition of Exam Syndrome."
Guy 2: "Dude! You are totally suffering from it!"
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Noun: Someone that tank and own exams like a hero.
Damn did you see Alex? He is an exam hero
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Exam Exhaustion (a.k.a EE) is the sudden feel of drowsiness one feels after completing an extensive assessment. Effects vary depending on the victim and may last for several hours.
Dude I just finished writing that biology exam and I feel like I'm going into hibernation, I think I got a case of exam exhaustion.
Yeah man, happens every time.