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Exploding Dinosaurs (x-plod'-ing di'-no-sorz)
1. Exploding fossil fuels in an internal combustion engine
2. Exploding myths that racing fast requires gasoline
Dinosaurs died, decayed, and became fossil fuel that gets refined into gasoline. The explosions that drive an engine are "exploding dinosaurs."
I'm tired of "exploding dinosaurs!" I'm going to get rid of this gas burning car and replace it with an electric car!
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A rare condition where the penis tares open when the blood filled cavities in it rupture. Usually caused by having sex constantly over a very long time. Said to have happened to Chuck Negron of three dog night.
An exploding penis is rare.
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To violently crap into the toilet.
After eating the tuna sandwich I got from the drug store I had to explode into the toilet.
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Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.
2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten
Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)
Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.
Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.
The act of making a b-line for the shitter before having a massive load of beef stew fill your panties.
1-After eating at Taco Bell, Scott had a bad case of the running exploders.
2-Holy shit! I think I just blew the back of the toilet out with my running exploders.
1. You fuck a hot ass girl and cum in her soo much semen that will literally burst on her tits and good looking face.
2. When you get annoyed/stressed very much your mind explodes inside mentally and then you will be very angry and sad at the same time
Exp.1 Dude 1: Maaaaan!! I exploded inside this girl yesterday! It felt so fucking good. My cum sprayed all over her and she moaned, after that we got a shower and we cuddled and kissed while we slept the night.
Dude 2: Wow you're so lucky I haven't even lost my virginity yet, I wonder how does it feel to explode inside a girl.
Exp.2 Bob "Omg this day is a fucking mess, I woke up late and my boss shouted at me at work the
when a male thrust into a females vagina after ejaculating while there is an air pocket inside the vagina, causing the sperm to explode outwards of the vagina.
last night after dinner, my boyfriend a I fucked and he gave me an exploding cabbage.
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