This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
1. A UK slang word used as a shortened word of football, can also be spelt as footie
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)
1. Gary: "Hey Tom, wanna go watch the footy at Anfield?"
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more
A game that other wise gose by the name of Rugby, it takes both balls and brain, the battle between two forces for the title of a win. This is a game that will shock all viewers who haven't seen it before.
I advise viewers to prepare for a large testosterone boost
At the end of the day, you can get away with anything in footy, even murder.
Footy beers, a common phrase that is said
When you’re horny but can’t make it outside
Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”
To possess or obtain a fupa that resembles the silhouette of a booty
“Dasia yo ahh got a front booty”. Infact nah you got a footy fat footy ahh
used by Brian chu to describe an individual as weird; doesn't act or think normally in the video game Escape From Tarkov
"what is he doing , what a fucking footy bro"