FP

Fucking punishment. Prefered euphemism is "friend" punishment. This is what happens when your fuck buddy pisses you off...you put them on FP. So the next time they call you, you can brush them off like they did to you.

If you don't answer this text, you are totally gonna be on FP.

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FP

"Feddie Prisoner". the nickname of Amuro Ray from Gundamforum.com and #Gundamplus

FP..you're so naive...

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fps

Abbreviation of farts per second.

Billy: What's his FPS?
Bob: IT'S OVER 9000!!oneoneelevenoneone111!

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FPS

Standing for Fapping Promiscuously and Silently

In other words, the condition where you are in a extreme state of sexual arousal, but is in a situation where other people are up and about in an area (such as a house) that you are also currently in. Instead of waiting for all other persons to be asleep or elsewhere, you opt to fap as silently and yet as satisfactorily as possible.

"Hey bro, gotta go, gonna FPS in my room."

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FPS

Fuck Patrick Star! The famous starfish from Spongebob Squarepants! I came up with it!

Hey, Patrick star is gay, FPS

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FP

F.P. or Fag Potential is a person whos sexuality is doubtfull; somone who can be straight but in his actions/clothing/talking/mannerisms can act gay.

Gaylord: Look Steven theres that hot mike...I wonder if hes gay?

Steven: Totally F.P.

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FP

"Frog Prince", the extra fat under a persons chin, aka double chin.

"That guy's FP is covering his collar," or
"He's throwin' a rude FP."

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