FTW

Fuck the what.

Suzy: what the fuck.
Sarah: FTW Suzy?

FTW

FTW is a commonly used term nowadays among the youth of the internet. Most people view it as, "For the Win". This transliteration of this acronym, however, is in every way, false. It dates back to the days of the ancient Eskimos, and their favorite sport. The usage of this term is understandably mixed up, as it may have seemed like a cheer to the early Alaskan settlers that sailed from Guatemala.

As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"

To the English speaking Guatemalans, they ay have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FLIP THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to flip walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.

So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.

FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Flip the Walrus", it can also mean the turning over of other various aquatic animals.

Now you know the real story of FTW.

1. "It's too heavy! I can't lift it!" said the eskimo Junjube, as he attempted to flip his walrus. Kairou, his lover shouted to him, "FTW!!" (Flip

2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to turn over their catch. "FTW!!" (Flip the Whale)

3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Flip the ((fat)) woman)

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FTW

IS FOR FUCK THE WORLD NOT FOR THE WIN U FUCKIN RETARDS

WHAT A SHITTY DAY FTW

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ftw

1. it means "Fuck The World". Used by people angry at society.

2. Lately, it's been meaning "Fuck The War".

1. At a traffic stop in Florida, the biker in front of us had "Helmet Laws Suck. FTW" on his helmet. I asked Johnny what the "FTW" meant. He said it meant "fuck the world".

2. Demonstrators against the Iraq war spraypainted "FTW" on the Statehouse.

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FTW

For the Win
Fuck The World
What the Fuck backwards

For the Win (FTW) is used
Used during any cancer battling event.to symbolize our defeat over nature (the ultimate bitch)
Created and founded by the Shreddlez Corporation in 2007

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FTW

FTW can be used 3 ways,

1. Fuck the world, usually said when extremely depressed or very happy but at total disregard of whatever anybody else thinks about it.

2. For the win, usually said after describing an action which will have great results on the situation.

3. Somthing like for the win, but as an adjective, usually describing something awesome.

1. Matt: Dude, Caroline was killed by flying ninja monkeys. I'm so sorry.

Max: FTW!!!!!!

2.Matt: HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKING HELICOPTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Max: RPG FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Matt: Dude ashley is awesome.

Max: THATS BULLSHIT SHE'S FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

Matt: ASHLEY IS FTW!!!!!!!!!!

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ftw

Shorthand for 'for the win' or 'for teh win'.

"Gonna get me a pool out back ftw."

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