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Where lonely and socially inept losers can pretend they have a life.
Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.
2002👍 604👎
A stupid blogging site for people with no lives that sit on their ass all day. Also, a way to broadcast yourself, to display your gigantic ego that you have, by making retarded kissy faces in pictures. Most chicks with facebook think theyre so hot, ughh hate ti tell ya butchu aren`t, nothing cute bout making fish faces in pics.
To add to that, the way most high school fights start, just cuz someone dissed them, lmfao fucking big babies!
Plus most people have facebook just cuz everyone else has it, AND I CAN SAY THAT CUZ I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK MYSELF!=)
Basically a pointless site to make you feel better about yourself, for people with low/no self esteem.
Get off facebook and GO FOR A WALK!
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a social networking site where you log in to take quizzes and post the results in everyone's homepage - eventhough no one is interested with it.
--It is also where you learn to delete friends because of their endless post of their quiz results with their comments about it... that you have nothing to do with.
Facebook Homepage:
(insert name here) took the quiz "How stupid are you?" and the result is you're stupid! roflmao
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A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.
Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift*
Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*
Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"
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a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.
Grandma: "sent you a facebook friend request"
You: "oh, crap"
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