Fail

Fail- {Fāl} (v.) To not accomplish the goal of; To be unsuccesful in completion; Unable to do the requirement of. (n.) One who is unsuccessful in completion; One who is unable to do the requirements of or one who does not accomplish the goal of.

Synonyms: (v.) Unsuccessful (n.) Faux Pas, Irony
Antonyms: (v.) Succeed, Accomplish (n.) Success

Joe: "Hey, let me throw those darts."
Bob: "Okay."

Bob gave Joe the darts.

Joe threw the darts, but missed his intended target.
Joe: "Oh no, I failed."
Bob: "No offense, but that makes you a failure.

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Fail

Maetuss Nipitnorasetklh (mae, olympic, phosphate)

Did you see that ball game last night? Its name was fail.

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Fail

Adj. "this movie is a fail!"

an insult, usually not meaning to be mean - "you're a fail!"

also can be used as an interjection - "Wow...did that really just happen? FAIL."

Fail

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Fail

Nathan Knoff. He fails at everything.

Nathan Knoff fails. LITERALLY, too!

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Fail

The lack of win in any one situation.

jpmetz runs into a sliding glass door.
rchrgrl11391: Two tickets for the S.S. Failboat! We're setting sail!

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Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.

1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!

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Fail Fail

a fail that fails.

Dad: Hey son, did you check your Electronic Mail? I sent you one of those hilarious fails! Haha!

Son: You just sent me a completely fail-free picture with absolutely no evident presence of even a hint of fail. Fail Fail!

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