fashion trapped

To wear things that are no longer in style.
Someone who is fashionably caught in the past.

My parents are so fashion trapped.

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fashion punk

also known as fucktards, fashion punks are individuals that exploit the subculture known as the punk movement in the name of fashion, thereby desecrating all that the punks stand for. these guys dress like punks, but in truth they just think that looking like one will get them laid

fashion punk: wow you hear the latest blink 182 cd? and look at this shit i bought at hot topic
real punk: fuck. just fuck

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old fashion

A Handjob

My girl was out of town so i had to give myself an old fashion.

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Fashionably Drunk

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.

Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.

fashion victim

It's a person who crosses the boundaries of fashion and style, like taking a fad too far, or wearing too many trends at once and therefore taking the look from the glamourous to the ridiculous. It is also a person who tries to draw admiration through the designer brands (or a shameless copy of them), wearing labels- regardless of fit or personal style- and becoming a "walking billboard"!

fashion victim, personal style, fad, trends, designer labels

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Fashion Friendly

The act of getting close with someone -romantically-, you may or may not have just met. More so used when you are just starting to get more intimate with a girl or guy.

Klein: Look at Hutch over there. Starting to get really up close and personal with this chick.
Pitman: Yeah. He is really getting fashion friendly with that broad.

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Fashion Photographer

One who takes enormous amounts of pictures of other, beautiful people. They yell at the models, lie on the floor, or stand on a ladder to get the right pose. But, they are basically amazing.

Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker. America's Next Top Model.