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put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig
no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls
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My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts
Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts
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Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH
"I'm a fat fucking pig!"
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KILLL YOURSELF DERICK IN FUCKING TORONTO CANADA KYS
DERRICKS FAT FUCKING MOM SUCKS DIIIIICKS
wow, isnt mully such a big fat fucking retard?
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How you call someone an obese motherfucker without COMPLETELY obliterating their genitals.
Cal, you Tubby Tubby Fat Fuck give me a cracker.
These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
Hey Glenda, I saw you were in that line getting free food on the news last night. You're a dear dear friend but I must tell you that you're a big fat fucking bum for doing that.
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