A movie that has a similar cast and appearance of a Judd Apatow film, but is actually not written, directed, produced or related to Apatow in any way.
I Love You Man, Role Models, Tropic Thunder, Observe and Report, and Year One are examples of Faux Apatows.
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The act of faux going out with a girl or boy. A situation where they believe you are in a monogamous relationship but your action, when not with them, do not reflect this fact.
Oh my dayz that bad boy Egor is fauxing out with three girls, he is meeting one of their parents tonight but he is going to come out on the pull with us after.
is the man you thought was your father until you found out otherwise on the maury povich show
DNA results proved jim was really the milkmans kid and that tom "his dad" was really his faux pop
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n. folds of upper thigh fat on an obese woman which superficially appear to be the vagina and obscure the actual vagina. There may be mutliple faux-ginas in one crotchal region.
"I thought I was retracting the labia but it turned out to be a faux-gina" "Her vagina was hidden by her faux-ginas"
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n. An inauthentic attempt to appear urban. Also known as "faking the funk."
Vanilla Ice's faux shizzle made MC Hammer look like an o.g.
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Faux Anal is a sex act that must be performed with a female with long hair who does not allow her male partner to have anal sex with her.
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
Wayne: Hey Braaaa! Did you ever get your girlfriend to let you pound her poop shoot?
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
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A girl who dresses like a slut and talks like a slut but it's fake because she is really a good girl and not an actual slut.
"She cusses like a sailor and dresses hot on Girls Night Out but she's really just a Faux Slut."
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