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Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.
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someone who has minimal lips and no chin
The TV show M*A*S*H included Major Frank Burns, aka "Ferret Face".
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a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.
that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.
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The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.
Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"
jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"
a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.
The fake taste of imitation grape flavored medicines and drinks, with a dirty fur aftertaste.
That cough medicine tastes like a grape ferret.
Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.
I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.