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The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.
Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"
jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"
The fake taste of imitation grape flavored medicines and drinks, with a dirty fur aftertaste.
That cough medicine tastes like a grape ferret.
a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.
Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.
I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.
The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.
The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!
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1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.
2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.
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A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!