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In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal
I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
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Person 343: Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release.
When you fuck your girl in a barstool she gets into a fetal piglet position while I pound her
Let’s do the piglet fetal in the barstool
Fetal fury is when a pregnant women becomes very short tempered and is prone to fits of rage.
My wife asked me to bring the garbage can in from the street curb. When I told her that I would do it later , she suddenly and without warning went into a fit of fetal fury and started yelling at me.