Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.

Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."

That's a fiber bar

What you say when someone says or answers with something ridiculous or straight up stupid.

That guy answered the question wrong, "That's a fiber bar!"

Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO

your such a fiber one bar

Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic

“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

fiber

bread to get fiber from

"man I needa get my fiber"
*gets fiber*
"woo! I have fiber"
has fiber"

Snitzle hiber fiber sun

The continuation of "oh snitzle" making it sound more foreign with gibberish

*Gets scared and yells *Oh snitzle hiber fiber sun!!!