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A person who originates from the Philippines. The most respectful and respected asians in the world. They dont take shit from no1!!!
Don't talk shit about that filipino or he'll kick ure sorry ass.
PINOY 4 LYFE!!!
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People who live in islands located in South Eastern Asia.
Dont have small dicks like japanese people.
Are Asians and/or Pacific Islanders
Nice Food.
Mostly all good and fit to breakdance.
Good with drawing etc.
Boy Filipinos=Pinoy
Girl Filipinos=Pinay
The Philippines have the best boxer ever
(Manny Pacquiao)
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A Filipino is what you can when you mix a Spanish person with an Asian person.
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Someone from the Phillippines. Filipinos born on American soil are considered 'Fil-Ams'.
Male: Filipino
Female: Filipina
Boy: I am Filipino!
Girl: I am Filipina!
Both: We're Filipinos!!
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An Asian from the Philippines that is NOT a Pacific Islander. They are usually late to parties by an hour following Filipino time which is just a little joke/excuse. Either way, they LOVE to party and luckily, confuscious didn't get to them to stop that. Usually foodies, they love food. Also their food platters usually have a good ol' sweet flavor usually.
Friend 1:Why is Cj not here yet? He's an hour late!
Friend 2: he's not late he's just using Filipino time
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Uh, damn. It's pretty hard to like actually group filipinos in one race. They a little bit of everything. Ancestors come everywhere from China to Spain to Australia to wherever and gives the people there a cool multicultural feel. I myself am half pinoy, and lemme tell you, that particular side is so amazingly different than my white sided family, I friggin get culture shock after an annual trip to the filipinos in Cali.
White dude: ha, man you're like the token asian in our skool. Just look at ur slanted eyes.
Filipino Guy: Shove it, cracka. you damn ignorant. Filipinos ain't got no slanted eyes or whatever those mainland asians got.
White dude: whatever. (he definately lost this one)
OR
American dude: sup man, that one band yesterday was hella chill, huh?
His Filipino friend: Fo sho, I'm totally diggin their new album...
Ignorant preppy American kid interrupts: What the hell. your asian, shouldn't you be listening to some ching chang chong music right now????????
Filipino Guy: Fuck off asshole. you some kinda dee-dee-dee child?!?!
Ignorant kid: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! mommy!!!...
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Amazing race of people who mostly are confused whether they are Asian or Pacific Islander when they are really both. Some Filipinos especially Filipino Americans think they are black. But that's because they listen to too much Hip-Hop. not saying that listening to Hip-hop is bad for Filipinos but like San Miguel beer and other forms of alcohol it should be listened to with Pulutan.
Other Filipinos must speak Ilokano if they live in Hawaii and only in Hawaii must they speak Ilokano. In the mainland USA they can Speak in any Other Filipino language they wish. If
Civilian life is too hard for a Filipino they must join the Filipino
Mafia by enlisting in the US Navy, which is really the Filipino
Navy. To become a full fledge Member of the Filipino Mafia
you must be fluent in Tagalog. This is different than the
Ilokano Mafia,in which you must be fluent in Ilokano. To join the Pacquiao mafia I think U have to be fluent in Visayan as a pre-requisit. A true Visayan also has to own a Kris Sword, married Visaya couples will both be equal in skill with the Kris Sword. All younger generation Males are good at basketball or have repressed basketball skills that only shine through daily practice.
Last of all, Ilocanos are either Rich or extremely Kuripot.
Manny Pacquiao is the Greatest Boxer in the universe. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Is an arrogant bastaard, a Fat Filipino Martial Artist who eats fish, rice , and pork on a daily basis could whup his @$$!
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