Snapchat filters

Used to by whores to let you know they are whores

If you use Snapchat filters, then you are a whore

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Filter episode

A 'filter episode' is an episode in a series that doesn't quite add anything to the storyline or have anything to do with the main plot. It is merely an episode that appears to be something to lengthen the series, or an episode that is used because the producers have run out of ideas and do not want the story to conclude just yet.

Example 1:
Jeff: "Dude, yesterdays episode was crap! It didn't even mention what happened last week!"
Ken: "Must've been a filter episode"

Example 2:
Stacey: "Ugh, another filter episode! When are they going to continue the story?!"

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filter artist

A person who takes pictures, runs them through a filter in Photoshop, and calls it their art. They generally mass-produce pictures this way without any talent whatsoever. A shame to real artists everywhere.

"Look! I took this photo of a tree and made it so it looks like I drew it! It's art! I'm awesome!"
"No, it's not. You're just a stupid filter artist."

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Dog filter

The dog filter finds its inspiration from the female dogs, also known as bitches. It also represents the dog society. In which the female dog of a pack has to submit to the male alpha dog.

That girl is a bitch! She is using the dog filter!

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Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

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filter tart

Somebody who makes themselves look more attractive than they are by heavily filtering every one of there photos .... making them look nothing like themselves ...

Man Kim Kardashian’s photos are so filtered , bet she don’t look anything like that , she’s a filter tart for sure

ditch filter

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.

"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"

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