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September 3rd
Appreciate people from Finland
September 3rd is Finnish appreciation day
Appreciate people from Finland
*to a Finnish person* You are appreciated.
When you cum you spill your load into a snow cone and slam it in your girls mouth with your Johnson like a Finnish KP-m/44 submachine gun bolt.
“Hey did you hang out with Jessica last night?”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”
The sexual act of lighting your cum on fire while ejaculating and "firebombing" your girl's back
Jessica, you don't understand. Being Finnish Firebombed feels SOOO good.
Another word for Molotov Cocktail, an incendiary device used by the Finns during the Winter War, and was first used in the Spanish Civil War, before they were named after Soviet Foreign Minister Vyacheslav M. Molotov, who remarked that the bombing runs on Finland were actually supply drops, which they weren't, as one could guess.
"Did you see those LARPers using their Finnish Fire Spell to light their campfire?"
A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)
Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it
when you get a girl close to orgasm by tickling her body quickly all over
“God, that guy almost made me burst! He’s a real Finnish tickler!”
When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.
It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.