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eating out a bitch while she's droppin a deuce aka: the female blumpkin
ever since we got on the same poop schedule, she'll give me a blumpkin then i'll give her a flapjack.
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the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.
Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.
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sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates
I gave her the Flapjacks!
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the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself
"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself
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1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!
2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".
Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.
2. You're so flapjack.
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To steal; stealing; to have stolen.
I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.
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The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.
"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."
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