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The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant
O'Hurlihan: Oh boy'o I was so lonely last night I had to use an Irish Fleshlight
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When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.
When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!
Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!