diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

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danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.

Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
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goof the floof

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

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floof bean

floof bean is directed towards cats and dogs for the most part.

THE FLOOF BEAN IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!

Mean floof

A mean smol dog that is mean to other dogs.

‘Look at that mean floof’

Sea Floof

A fluffy Sea creature such as a seal.

Hey Jason, check out that Sea Floof.

floof powder

A term used for baking soda, Term originally from Dylan Hollis Tiktok page.

"one and a half tea spoons of Floof powder"

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