state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election
In Florida, old people played bingo
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a place that is full of old people and hot girls. Known for its Beaches and warm summers.
person1: Florida sucks man. nothing there but old people.
person2: that only half of florida. the rest is hot girls.
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Florida is known for alligators and hot weather. Bugs and Karens live mostly in this state.
Florida is craazzyy
The place where weird shit happens that is put on the news
Did you see that a person in a suit tried to burn a house down with pasta sauce in Florida on the news.
A place where stupid and crazy crimes happen
A Florida man was seen throwing dildos at crocodiles and children last week.
Where there is relaxation, warmth, and absolute mayhem.
Anything can happen in florida. dinosaurs, time travel, tornadoes, FFAs, and is a great spot for the meme community.
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Florida is a beautiful place filled with wonderful people, Florida is famous for its night life, gorgeous sceneries and white sand beaches. Letβs also not forget about the CLEAR water! From Miami to Orlando to Tampa you can always find something to do in Florida! So many attractions which bring so many tourists from all over the world there all the time! Winter? Who needs it! Florida is a paradise nobody can resist! Florida is also Home to the hottest guys and sexiest girls!! Florida > California
Friend 1: damn so many good looking girls
Friend 2: we must be in Florida