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In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”
Nickname of Ohio State Linebacker Brian Rolle.
The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!
Local Florida resident hooked on crack hides in the trees shooting blow darts laced with fentanyl trying to take out all of his/her local enemies
Wow did you hear that Rodger got hit with The Floridian Fent Dart? I guess we have to lock our doors tonight.
When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.
We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.
An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
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When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.